Anything but Crosby

When Colin and I were deciding on our son's name we went back and forth on what it should be and finally decided on Crosby, however, since his birth he is probably called that only one out of every ten times! Around our house he's known as either Tater Tot, Tater Tot Man, The Crosinator, Cros-e-b, Budtee, Monkers, Monkey Meat (Auntie Kelly's favorite) or CPP.

It will be a shock if he actually knows his name because Colin and I never use it!